Dear George,
something really exciting happened in the last 15 days. I have been given a
promotion at my company FuturePerfect Technologies. Earlier I was a Team Lead
and now I am a Project Lead and I have been told to head a project at a bank in
Andheri. The earlier team lead was incompetent, I was told. So I am going to
take this new assignment as a challenge.
Also, my elder
sister Vandana is getting married next month. My Jiju is from US. Some hot-shot
programmer at Google. Wow, how lucky Vandu is! She will move to California with
Jiju and enjoy the awesome weather and handsome people all around! Ohhhh
George! I too want such a guy! Pls pls tell God to fulfil my wish! I want a
handsome, rich and intelligent guy. L
Amidst these bits
of good news, there is some sad news too. That fatso still hasn’t gotten any
information about the handsome guy. I haven’t seen him logged into Gmail for a
long time. I wonder why. Was I too rude too him? Hmmm, I don’t think so. Or was
I? I think I should ping him and check on him to see if he hasn’t started
hating me or else that innocent guy will not help me anymore.
Will write him a mail asking him if he is Ok and see what he replies.
Let’s see.
Till then take care!
Rahul’s Diary
25th July 2011
Last Sunday I
had gone to that bookstore to get the extra-billing issue sorted out. At first
the manager was not at all ready to accept his mistake. Then I showed him the
credit card statement and asked him to go through his records and finally he
accepted his mistake. Who hires such idiots?!
While I was
leaving after the issue was settled, the manager told me that some guy had come
to him looking for me. The manager must have tried finding me on the basis of
my card swipe that day when I had bought the diaries. The description that he
gave me matches the same fat guy who had urged us to buy the “3 for the price
of 2” diaries. But don’t know why he was looking for me.
And yes one
more thing, that boss of mine is gay! I asked many others in the office and
majority of them said that he has such gay tendencies. Since I’m good-looking
and very jovial, I think my boss must have considered me for his target!
Tomorrow I am going to talk to him and tell him to stop his crap and
leave me alone or else I will have to file a harassment complaint with the HR.
And if necessary I will beat the crap out of him! Asshole!
Saahil’s Diary
Finally Diaz!
Finally I got the name and contact details of that good looking guy that my
dear Sneha wanted the information of. His name is Rahul Sharma. The manager
gave me the contact details of Rahul as I had requested the manager to take the
information from Rahul if he comes across him. It so happens that the store
keeper had swiped a huge amount by mistake that day and hence Rahul had to come
to the store to have the matter sorted out. God’s mysterious ways of helping
people in need! Seriously!
I could have
directly given this info to Sneha. But then what if they start chatting and
then fall in love and get married? So, I replied to Sneha on Gmail and asked
her to be tension-free as her work was about to be done soon. By the way, it
was so good to see a mail from her. I guess she missed me because I hadn’t been
in touch with her since so many days. She asked me how I was doing and what I
was doing and stuff. I am sure that I will make her smile in a few days or so
by giving her what she wants. Meanwhile I mailed Rahul asking how his
diary-writing hobby was shaping up.
On the job
front, things are going just fine. Not good. The project lead from that IT
company that we have contracted for the billing module was taken off the
project and now some new project lead is going to join us to have the project
go live properly. Seriously, I am pissed off
at these IT
people for giving false promises on deliverables. If you don’t know what to do
and how to do it then say No! The new lead will join us from 15 August. Let’s
see if he/she delivers as per our expectations. I will be screwed if my module
is not up and running by 30th
September.
And Diaz, I
have also started writing short stories and poems. I am not sharing those short
stories with you because I have put them on my Facebook account only. It
becomes easier to reach out to many people if I put the stories on FB. You are
my closest friend, my confidante who would know everything about me. I would
never want to share you with anyone. Last week my mom was trying to see what I
share with you, but I told her that she could read it, but over my dead body.
She gave me a stern look and went away. So Sweetu she is. My mommy sweetest!
Sneha’s Diary
Two more weeks
to go and my dear sweet Vandu will be in a foreign country, far far away from
me. Tears have already started finding their way from my eyes to my cheeks L I don’t like that feeling of her being away.
And more than that, the fact she is getting married makes me look so miserable
as far as love and marriage is concerned. Vandana met my Jiju over a wrong
number! Can you imagine, Georgie! My Jiju wanted to call some another number
and he messed up the last digit and called my sister instead. They got talking
and started developing feelings for each other. Since they both were of
marriageable age and luckily from the same caste – Jiju is a Deshpande –
everything went in their favour and now they are going to be one soon.
Because of
Vandu’s wedding, I have postponed joining the new project as the project lead
by a week or so. So after I am back from Vandu’s wedding, I will join the
implementation of a billing module in that bank in Andheri. This will be my
first client-facing role. Not a big deal though. Whatever!
And I got a reply from that Saahil guy. He said that he is almost on the verge of getting some information about the handsome guy. Maybe I too will be happy like my sister. I am so jealous of her. I shouldn’t be na? I am just being frank with you. I wouldn’t have told this to anyone else. Since you don’t bitch about me and listen to me patiently, I tell
you what I
really feel, dear Georgie! And you know what, I have this uncle in Pune who is
like 10% as handsome as the actual George Clooney! Even 10% of Clooniness is
like too much for an ordinary Indian! I am sure he must have banged many chicks
in his time! Maybe I am watching too much daddy porn! J oh sorry, I should not be saying such things! I
am being really horny today! And I am not even drunk. I guess this is what
happens when one has an emotional connect with someone; in this case, that
someone being you. Everything deep inside my heart comes out to you so easily!
Anyways, bye bye. Lotsaa luv Take care.
Rahul’s Diary
Fuck fuck fuck!
Yes. This is my current mood. I just want to take my boss’ ass and have it
fucked by a sex-starved jailed convict. He had the fucking balls to write this
to me. This was his actual mail:
Dear Rahul,
I am deeply
pained to see the way you react to my friendship. I am a married man with a
beautiful wife and 2 kids. But somehow I have this feeling for men too.
Especially handsome boys like you. Is there anything wrong with that? I don’t
think so. I am what I am. Liking someone of the same sex is not a disease. It’s
how my brain is wired. I am bisexual. At home I satisfy my wife and keep my
kids happy and then outside if I feel anything for a guy, what is wrong with
that? I enjoy gay porn more than heterosexual types. So what? I don’t think there
is anything wrong with that.
If you hate me so much for what I am, then I am sorry, I will stay away from you from now on. Please don’t escalate this issue to the upper management. I might be fired for harassment and then I will be in a lot of trouble at home too. What do you think I could tell my wife about why I was fired? We people have a radar to find people of our type. You might or might not agree when I say this, but you DO belong to our type. You get my point? You seem conflicted right now. You are in denial mode, it seems. Your eyes are enough to give me the signs, my dear Rahul. And the way you laugh! These are clear tell-tale signs that you too are gay. You are just denying the truth. Delay the end result as much as you want, but you can’t escape the fact that you are gay. When I had interviewed you a few months back, I could feel you looking into my soul and I felt a connection that day itself and that’s why I hired you. Of course, you are a competent employee too.
Please don’t take this matter to the upper management. Please.
Love you,
Varun Mehta.
I am completely
stunned. Flabbergasted. Confused. I wonder why anyone would consider me you
know, ‘that’ type of person. I am as macho as Sunny Deol and I can kick some
serious ass like Akshay Kumar. I am not a sissy who would mingle with guys and
be lovey-dovey with them. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. A big fucking NO.
If this was not
enough to piss me off, that fat guy – that diary one – he mailed me asking how
I was doing and stuff. What is wrong with guys around the world? Can’t I be
left alone for a while? Or forever! I haven’t replied to the fat guy yet. Will
do so when I am in a better mood. Right now I feel like killing my boss!
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