Chapter 21
Last week I had
gone to Infinity Park in Goregaon to meet the CEO of FuturePerfect
Technologies. It was just an introductory meeting. Man they have beautiful
girls or what there! I was of the opinion that the advertising industry had the
most beautiful girls, but boss, I was wrong! The girls in IT are so damn hot
and beautiful. Is this a universal thing? Don’t know, but FuturePerfect
Technologies is sure one hell of a meadow of babes!
Yesterday I met
the CEO and his assistant again to understand what kind of a makeover they
wanted. I and my junior went to the office with our handy cam and stuff so that
we don’t miss out on any detail and also to capture the office premises. Since
this was my first project as a leader, I didn’t want to mess up. We shot a few
videos of the office and surroundings to get a sense of what raw material we
had to work with. They gave us a sales deck to understand the business they
were into and what they wanted us to highlight. The session went on for an hour
or so and then we left.
Heads turned
when we passed by the cubicles. Poor white collar workers must have never
thought that their company would ever hire an ad agency to brighten their image
in the market. I made a mental note of the people I wanted as talking heads
sharing their stories of
their stint in
the company and why they love the company and the company’s vision and such
crap.
I had worked
with my boss, Varun Mehta, on such a project for an FMCG company. So I kind of
knew what I had to deliver. I could hear girls giggle and talk about me and my
junior. So I went and talked to a few guys and girls to break the ice and get a
sense of what they feel about the company. There was this chick with huge boobs
who was just staring at me. I introduced myself to her and then she took me out
for a cutting chai at a chaiwallah in the basement of their building. Good
looks boss! Good looks is what attracted her to me! I had fun talking to her.
She was laughing, I was laughing. We exchanged numbers. I guess it is sex time
soon!
Looking forward to having a good time
at FuturePerfect Technologies!
Holy
mother of God! Guess who turned out to be the new team lead for that IT company
working on our project! It’s none other than my Sweetu Sneha! Yes Sneha! Dear sweet
cute hot Sneha! My love Sneha! Oh Diaz, I am on cloud nine!
This is what
happened on 23rd August. I
reached my branch at 10:00. I was waiting for the new project lead from
FuturePerfect Technologies to turn up so that I could explain the current situation
to him/her and then get an estimate for the deliverable. The clock struck 10:30
and there was still no sign of the team lead from that IT company. So I went
out to have a cutting and a smoke at a nearby tea-stall. Just as I took a puff
off my Gold Flakes light, I saw a beautiful girl enter my office. Standing at
the tea-stall, I could only see her side profile and hair. I threw the
cigarette butt in a nearby gutter and ran to the office.
And when I
reached my cubicle, it was none other than Sneha who was waiting for
instructions on what problem we were facing in the billing module. She was totally
surprised. I just couldn’t stop smiling. My boss introduced me to her and said
that my smile conveyed that we knew each other. She said yes and I said yes. I
then asked her to feel comfortable. I told the receptionist to book a
conference room for her for a month. Then I joined Sneha in the conference room
and explained all the issues we had faced prior to her entry into our office.
It was so
difficult for me to be professional because after every sentence I was smiling
and thinking that I should be talking to her about some other sweet lovey dovey
stuff and here I was boring her with the project implementation details. In
between the whole discussion we both were smiling. This is what happens when
two lovely people meet. They smile all the time.
Isn’t it, Diaz? If you had eyes, you could actually see me blushing J
Sneha’s Diary
Holy cow! Guess
who I ran into last week! That infatuated fatso from the bookstore! Hahaha. I
was stunned when I ran into him at the bank. He is the assistant manager in the
branch and he is the person I have to work with to get my work done. For the
next one month. I have to satisfy his requirements of the billing module to get
a final sign-off for the project.
He treated me
very nicely, as I would expect him to. I could feel his eyes scream out loud
with happiness. He arranged a conference room for me from where I would be
working for the next week or so. He explained what the project was all about
and how the earlier guy from our company had messed up. Saahil and I then went
out for lunch as I hadn’t got my lunchbox to the office.
We went to
Gopal KrishnaNX, a very famous veg restaurant near the office. I wanted to have
some fish curry. But he said that he is a Jain and wouldn’t even go near a
non-veg hotel! So we had Veg Kolhapuri, Dal-Tadka and Raita and Naan – all
without garlic and onion! WTF! I would never want to marry such a guy who has so
many restrictions in life! Today he is asking me to stay away from garlic and
onion, what will he ask me to give up the next day! God knows!
Saahil told me
that he is still trying to get the details of that handsome guy. Hmmm. I will
wait. No other option.
Last week after
meeting the CEO of FuturePerfect Technologies, I told him my plan of action. I
told him that we would shoot a lot of footage in and around the office and make
it look like heaven for all those who aspire to join the company and for those
who wish to buy the company stock. I picked up some 6 handsome guys and 3
beautiful girls for the shoot.
Based on the
sales deck that the CEO had given me, I picked up some good sentences that
these 9 people had to say in style – the ‘hands-folded-chin-up-confident’ kind
of look that we see in insurance commercials on TV! The girls understood my
instructions very easily. But the boys were duh! I had to adjust their postures
and guide them in the way they smiled and looked at the camera. Zero camera
presence! This is what happens when you are stuck the whole day in front of a
PC and have no time to interact with the real world. People remain dumb!
After the shoot
was over, I took that hot girl out for lunch at a nearby restaurant. Spent a
fun 2 hours with her. We laughed like crazy even on simple things. She told me
many inside stories about their office and also how she thought there was a gay
guy just opposite her cubicle. I guess every office has one gay or lesbian at
least. It’s just that since
Indian society
is not so conducive to LGBTQs, I think many people are afraid to come out of
the closet.
In the evening
I again went out with that hot girl for drinks and then to her apartment and
again drank till I passed out. I think I was so drunk that my last recollection
was having an orgy at her apartment. I was imagining that some hot couple had
joined us and then we were riding our horses like cowboys! The next morning I
woke up and asked my girl if there was anyone else in the house too. She
laughed at my statement and then I laughed too, satisfied that I didn’t do
anything shitty.
I had fun! Hope to have it again! ;-)
Saahil’s Diary
One more
fortnight and I think Sneha’s project will come to an end. But I am trying to make
some changes in the scope document to make her stay in the project for some
more time. We have gelled well in the last few days, I guess. We have lunch
together. We go for cutting chai together in the evening and then I drop her to
Ghatkopar station before taking another rickshaw from Ghatkopar to Powai. I
lied to her that I stay near Ghatkopar station as I wanted to spend more and
more time with her and you know the Mumbai traffic! It indeed gives one more
time than expected!
My parents have
started looking for a girl for me. How can I tell them that I already like a
girl who is not their type? I really don’t know how to explain to my parents
that I don’t believe in the “arranged marriage” system. I want to fall in love,
get to know that girl and then get married. Whole life we are told to stay away
from strangers and suddenly we are told to marry some total stranger. So silly
it is.
I had a minor
operation a few years ago. I think I will use that to shoo away girls who come
the arranged marriage way!
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