Vidya
had finally understood that it was very essential to go to the canteen in
college or else life would be boring. We all went out for snacks and settled
back to take rest.
Veena
was lying on her stomach with Aditya’s eyes glued on her face; she was solving
a crossword puzzle. She wanted a fourteen-letter synonym for “confuse”. I
offered her the word “discombobulate”. Yes, I was good at words because of GRE.
My knowledge and smartness was making Aditya all the more jealous and insecure.
When Veena thanked me for the word and smiled ever so sweetly, Aditya almost
burnt up. He wanted to prove himself worthy of Veena’s admiration and asked me
if I was good at the lingo used in college.
That
caught Veena’s fancy and realising that Aditya was craving for her attention.
She touched Aditya’s hand lovingly and requested him, “Please throw some light
on the lingo used in engineering colleges.” Aditya couldn’t afford to miss this
opportunity.
“Let
me make this clear. I don’t and haven’t used this kind of language in college,
ever. Even though I had 16 ATKTs in engineering, I was a clean boy,” Aditya
tried to add a disclaimer.
“What the fuck does one mean by a clean boy?” asked Veena laughing.
“Never mind,” sighed Aditya and started jotting down a list of the words that he
knew were very common for engineering students. Most of those words might be
used by students from other streams, too!
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1)
Jugaad
Type of word:
Noun
Meaning:
a) A kind of a setting to get some work done. b) Girlfriend.
Usage: 1) Many
electrical engineers make jugaad with
the lab assistant to help them get through the practical exams.
2) You see that beautiful girl over there, jugaad hai mera!
2)
Tipu
Sultan
Type of word:
Noun. This word is derived from the word “teepna”
which means ‘to copy’.
Meaning:
A person who copies assignments or answers in exams from others.
Usage: That ass Ajay
never writes any assignments on his own. Every time that bugger needs someone’s
assignment to copy from. Tipu Sultan saala!
3)
PMC
– Piya Milan Chowk
Type of word:
Noun.
Meaning:
A place little away from college where couples meet to avoid the crowd in
college and have a good time.
Usage: Ajay and Seema
have come to college but didn’t attend the last lecture. Hmm… they must be busy
at the PMC!
4)
Farre
Type of word:
Noun.
Meaning:
Paper chits.
Usage: If you don’t
study well enough, you will have to rely on Farre!
5)
Kaamchor
Type of word:
Noun.
Meaning:
A student who shirks hard work.
Usage: I
wonder how India will turn into a developed country if we have kaamchor engineers like Ajay!
6)
Bhokaal
Machana
Type of word:
Verb.
Meaning:
To do something huge!
Usage: Surprisingly that
bugger Ajay scored 98/100 in Mathematics. Bhokaal
Macha diya saale ne!
7)
Maggu
Type of word:
Noun.
Meaning:
A student who learns everything by rote; mugs up almost everything.
Usage: Ajay has learnt
by rote every problem from that book. Just change one variable and he will fall
flat on his face! Maggu sala!
8)
Chaapna
Type of word:
Verb.
Meaning:
To copy.
Usage: Hey dude, give me
your assignment. Chaapna hai mereko!
9)
Mr.
Xerox
Type of word:
Noun/Adjective
Meaning:
A student who is well-known in college for the number of Xerox copies he has of
notes, question papers, assignments, etc.
Usage: Sanjay xeroxes
everything he lays his hands on! I am sure he will Xerox his own death
certificate, too! Hahaha… Saala Mr. Xerox!
10)Chamkaa
Type of word:
Verb.
Meaning:
To understand something later than others.
Usage: After everyone
had stopped laughing at the joke, Ajay suddenly shouted, “…oh you mean to say
that elephant was made up of plastic?...ha ha ha… good joke!” As usual late chamkaa usko!
11)
Pondy
Type of word:
Noun.
Meaning:
Porn.
Usage: Check with Ajay;
he has around 80 GB of pondy.
12)Maa Behen Karna
Type of word:
Verb.
Meaning:
To get fucked up or be in a botched-up situation!
Usage: We all were going
to do a mass bunk and then Ajay decided to be a good boy and attended the
lecture. Maa behen kar di professor ne!
13)Frustapa
Type of word:
Noun.
Meaning:
Frustration.
Usage: The fact that I
am not able to understand even the basics of electrical engineering is
increasing my frustapa day by day!
14) Max
Type of word:
Adjective.
Meaning:
Maximum. It is used in conjunction with other words to increase their
significance.
Usage: That Ravi
Kapoor’s movie was frustapa-max
yaaar! The director’s head is full of fucking farts I guess!
15)Shaanta Kaanta
Type of word:
Adjective.
Meaning:
A non-good-looking girl.
Usage: Hey man, I heard
that a new girl joined our class yesterday. What type is she – maal or Shaanta Kaanta?
16)Raamu Shyaamu
Type of word:
Noun.
Meaning:
An ordinary kind of boy.
Usage: Hey Rita, did you
hear that Vanita said “yes” to Ajay? He is such a Raamu Shyaamu type of boy!
17)Taapna
Type of word:
Verb.
Meaning:
An inappropriate way to look at girls and appreciate their beauty.
Usage: Taap mat! She is your bhabhi!
18)Night marna:
Type of word:
Verb.
Meaning:
To stay awake the whole night to complete a task.
Usage: Five assignments,
three drawing sheets and one journal to complete. B##%#@d, night maarna hi padega!
19)Bakchodi karna
Type of word:
Verb.
Meaning:
To say something useless or crappy.
Usage: Bakchodi mat kar saale! Shinde sir has
already fucked my brain in the Viva!
20)
Tapri
Type of word:
Noun.
Meaning:
A place where you go to have a smoke and/or cutting tea.
Usage: Come to that Tapri. We will discuss your love
problem.
21)Sutta
Type of word:
Noun.
Meaning:
A cigarette or smoke.
Usage: The moment I get
up in the morning I need a sutta, to
build up adequate pressure.
22)
Bhenchod
Sutta
Type of word:
Noun.
Meaning:
It’s a very famous song. It’s every smoker’s anthem!
Usage: Ajay is such a
baby! Why is he even alive if he hasn’t heard “Bhenchod Sutta” song?
23)
Lagnaa
Type of word:
Verb.
Meaning:
To be in a problematic situation.
Usage: I signed proxy
for Ajay. But Shinde sir came to know it was me. Lag gaye mere!
24)
Chutyapaa
Type of word:
Adverb.
Meaning:
Foolishness.
Usage: I totally blanked
out when I saw the question paper. Everything looked so out of syllabus! Kya chutyapaa hai be!
25)
Maal
Type of word:
1) Adjective. 2) Noun
Meaning:
1) A gross way to admire a girl. 2) Girlfriend
Usage: 1) Look at Seema.
She is looking like a hot maal today!
2) I will gouge your eyes if you look at
Seema lecherously; she is my maal.
26)
Katta
Type of word:
Noun.
Meaning:
A common place where you hang out with friends; an adda.
Usage: Let’s meet at the
katta after Shinde’s lecture is over.
We will plan out how to defeat the basketball team from Xavier’s college.
27)
Kopche
mein lena
Type of word:
Verb.
Meaning:
To corner someone.
Usage: I caught Ajay
kissing Reema in the afternoon near the canteen. Saale ko kopche mein lena padega!
28)
Proxy
Type of word:
Noun.
Meaning:
Attendance for someone who is not present in the lecture.
Usage: Hey man, I am
going for “Ek Tha Tiger” with Vaishali. Will you put my proxy in Shinde’s lecture?
29)
Chhodu
Type of word:
Noun.
Meaning:
A student who lies a lot and boasts of knowing Bill Gates personally.
Usage: Ajay claims that
Seema is his ninth! Chhodu sala! Are
we fucking idiots to believe his words?
30)
Fekuchand
Pls refer #29 Chhodu.
31)Chhava
Type of word:
1) Adjective 2) Noun.
Meaning:
1) A handsome guy. 2) Boyfriend
Usage: 1) Hey Richa, did
you check out Siddharth today? He is looking like an awesome Chaava today!
2) Oooh lala…! I wish he was my Chhava!
32)
Chhavi
Type of word:
1) Adjective 2) Noun.
Meaning:
1) A hot girl. 2) Girlfriend
Usage: 1) A new girl has
joined the Comp Science department. Kya
Chaavi item hai God!!!
2) Don’t ogle at her. Bhabhi hai teri. Aur meri Chaavi!
33)
Kaand
Type of word:
Noun.
Meaning:
A serious matter.
Usage: Now the whole
college has come to know about Ajay and Seema’s Kaand!
34)
Mass
Bunk
Type of word:
Verb.
Meaning:
A decision taken by the whole class to bunk the lecture.
Usage: We decided to
mass bunk Shinde’s last lecture of this semester. He is an ass and he deserves
it!
35)
Khatmal
Type of word:
Noun.
Meaning:
Bed bugs.
Usage: One of the
easiest weight reduction techniques at hostel – sleeping on khatmal-infested cots!
36)
Mess
Type of word:
Noun.
Meaning:
A place in the hostel where food is served.
Usage: Anyone who can
eat food for four years at a hostel Mess can survive even in the remotest
forests of Brazil and harshest of places in Antartica!
37)
Ghantaa
Type of word:
Adverb.
Meaning:
A word used to accentuate whatever you want to convey.
Usage: I am not going to
attend Shinde’s lecture! Ghanta B@##%$#d!
38)
Faadu
Type of word:
Adverb.
Meaning:
A word used to increase the depth of any word or situation.
Usage: What a faadu paper it was! I have written every
answer using my own imagination!
39)
Maass
Type of word:
Adverb.
Meaning:
A word used to increase the value of any other word.
Usage: Rajnikanth’s new
movie is Maass awesome!
40)
Kalti
Type of word:
Verb.
Meaning:
To give a miss to anything already planned.
Usage: Seema had
promised to come with me for a movie but didn’t turn up and gave me a kalti when time came!
41)Setting
Please refer #32 Chhavi.
42)
Load
Type of word:
Noun.
Meaning:
Tension.
Usage: Don’t take load; you won’t get a KT!
43)
Grace
Type of word:
Noun.
Meaning:
Extra marks that the professor gives you as alms when you don’t even reach the
bare minimum of 40 out of 100!
Usage: By god’s grace I
got grace marks and hence cleared BEE
1.
44)
Reval
Type of word:
Noun.
Meaning:
A short form of re-evaluation of paper.
Usage: I was sure that I
would get at least 85/100. I just scored 73. I am giving that paper for reval!
45)
Fataang
Type of word:
Noun.
Meaning:
beautiful/ handsome.
Usage: Dude, check that
girl on the right! She is so fataang!
46)
Attu
Piece
Please refer # 15 – Shaanta Kaanta
47)
Scene
party
Type of word:
Noun.
Meaning:
A person who shows off!
Usage: Mohana is a pure scene party!
“What the fuck does one mean by a clean boy?” asked Veena laughing.
“Never mind,” sighed Aditya and started jotting down a list of the words that he knew were very common for engineering students. Most of those words might be used by students from other streams, too!
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